Bastard Coated Bastards with Bastard Filling

My favorite line from a Scrubs episode, ever:

Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.

From "My Common Enemy", Scrubs Season 4.

God, I love this show :)