Sunday, April 16, 2006

I am the ass kicker-er, not you

The plan for my ride today was to do the same ride around the backside of Utah Lake that I did a couple of weeks ago, only this time I was going to add on another 20 miles or so and end up my sister's house in Orem. That would bring the ride total up to 80 miles and represented about 80% of a full loop around Utah Lake. However, I was feeling awesome and hauling ass on the bike today. So when I got to my sister's house 2 hours earlier than I had planned, I decided to just keep riding and finish the loop. So, my ride total for the day was close to 100 miles (Map Point officially says 96.4 but I don't believe it). James, Chris... I have but one thing to say to you: Prepare yourselves for an ass kicking :)

P.S. - Bonus points to anyone besides Master Fob that knows the reference behind the title of this post.

8 comments:

Chris said...

Why sir that sounds like a challenge. If you where closer I would take my bike glove off and slap you in the face. Looks like tomorrow will be my first day back on the bike, 80 miles should properly kick my ass then :) Say how long did it take you to do the 100?

svoid said...

I left at 9 AM and finished right around 4 PM. So about 7 hours but roughly an hour of that wasn't riding. I took a pit stop at mile 20, had lunch at mile 70, and stopped by my sister's house for a couple of minutes at mile 85. I probably could have finished a little sooner but there was an evile wind that picked up and was pissing me off and slowing me down on my way home.

TK said...

I'm going for those bonus points! Isn't this basically what they said to you when you first said you were going to do this biking thing?

svoid said...

TK: Nope, try again. I'll give you a hint: it's from a song.

Chris said...

And I was going to suggest it was from Duke Nukem :)

Chris said...

You cant tell me this is actually from ATHF... I just found a quote saying "And I am about to kick it all up in here. I am the kicker er not you. You kick elswhere."

If that is indeed where it is from I am really impressed by your choice of shows ;)

svoid said...

It is indeed from the Danger Doom album which is probably pulling it from ATHF. The song is called, "Vats of Urine". Kind of a nasty name for a song, but it's a really cool album. You should check it out if you don't already have it.

TK said...

Oh. I don't think I know any songs with that kind of language in them. :)